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How to Make the Perfect Spike Protein Surprise à la Fraudulent Flambé

Welcome, culinary viro-LIE-gists, to a masterclass in whipping up the most talked-about dish in the scientific community – the Spike Protein Surprise à la Fraudulent Flambé. This delicacy is not just a treat for the eyes but also a conversation starter at any lab meeting. Follow these steps to create a concoction that will surely make headlines and corral the public away from the truth.

Instructions:

1. Prepare the base: Begin by gently detaching your murine fibroblast cells with Trypsin, ensuring they stay intact and content. Once detached, immerse them in a nutrient-rich medium spiked with penicillin-streptomycin to keep unwanted bacteria at Bay Watch.

Add a generous helping of fetal bovine serum to enrich the medium, giving the cells a luxurious environment for the ‘spike protein’ to birth from. Everything is a toxin depending on the dose. But just the right amount of Trypsin works miracles in a crowning achievement!

2. Induce Cytopathic Effects: Let the cells soak up the ingredients until they exhibit those characteristic CPEs, signalling they’re ready for the next culinary step.

3. Prepare the Supernatant: Carefully clarify your cell culture supernatant. To balance the flavors, mix in 0.9% NaCl.

For the pièce de résistance, add a half volume of 30% polyethylene glycol. This will

precipitate your ‘viral’ and hence ‘spike protein’ particles beautifully, creating a rich, thick texture.

4. Concentrate and Radiolabel: Centrifuge the mixture to concentrate the particles. Once done, add a pinch of Uridine and amino acids, then gently stir in some detergent to release the particles from their cellular confines.

5. Separate the Proteins: Now, it’s time for SDS-PAGE. Pour your mixture into the gel, and season with additional treatment-mixture chemicals. Charge it under high voltage for 4 hours, ensuring perfect protein separation.

6. Label and ‘Detect:’ Garnish with theoretical antibodies, crafted with care, to label your proteins. Be sure to claim the particles observed were the ones you sought – no proper controls needed here!

7. Prepare for Presentation: Plate ample servings of your purified glycoprotein on carbon-coated Formvar-covered 400-mesh copper grids. Finish with a delicate stain of 2% phosphotungstic acid at pH 7.2.

8. Serve with a Smile: Finally, present your dish with a smile. Garnish with arrows and labels to declare whatever suits your fancy.

Voila! Presenting our signature dish: “Spike Protein Surprise à la Fraudulent Flambé" – a culinary masterpiece ready for the prettiest EM pic!

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2. “Monarchy for the UKHSA” – Jab Pistols

3. “Vaccines Culling” – The Cash

4. “God Save the Scheme” – Jab Pistols

5. “I wanna be Jabbed” – The Idiots

6. “Meryl Mess is a Pseudoscientist” – Scaremoans

7. “Suspect Device” – Stiff Little Ventilators

8. “Complete Control” – The Cash

9. “Gimme Gimme Mock Treatments” – The Ivermectin’s

10. “Vial Riot” – The Cash

11. “Ever Fallen in Love (with a theory you shouldn’t have)” – The ViroLieGists

12. “Pretty Vaccine Injured” – Jab Pistols

13. “New Ruse” – The Damned Germ Theorists

14. “Teenage Sicks” – The Undertakers

15. “Rise Above Reason” – Black Fauci’s

16. “Mandates Uber Alles” – Dead Family’s

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